Mysterious Water Problems!

A strange water issue regarding unspecified water damage has been plaguing the sun drenched streets of San Isidoro. Residents have been voicing their complaints about foul smells and water shortages around the fair town. As usual, The Conversationalist set out to investigate.

We first interviewed old time resident, Rosa Santos.

C (The Conversationalist): Mrs. Rosa, you were one of the first residents to complain about the water problems, could you enlighten us on this?

R (Rosa Santos): Why yes! My toilet has not been flushed in weeks! Back in my day, we never had to flush, so we never had any problems.

C: Fascinating. Do you know what might have caused this travesty?

R: Why, I was having my daily fifth meal of the day when this tall bald man ran past my window. He had trampled all over my prized tomato plants too. After that, I heard this low rumbling sound, almost like a sucking noise. Then my water stopped working! It must be that man.

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There have been multiple sightings of this tall bald man. He has been seen slipping into manholes at night and even swimming in the community swimming pool. The Conversationalist set out once more to find the truth behind the "Sewer Bandit" as the residents have taken to calling him.

We interviewed the foreman of the city water plant, Samuel Litersburough.

C (The Conversationalist): So, Mr.Litersburough-

S (Samuel Litersburough): Please, call me Sam.

C: Mr. Sam, so what are your thoughts on the city's newest dilemma, the infamous "Sewer Bandit"?

S: It is clear that someone has been tampering with our dear city's water supply. I will even be forthright in saying that he has been inside this very building.* C: Unbelievable. Do you see any long term effects because of this?

S: As long as this criminal is apprehended soon, we should have no long term issues. He is escalating in his endeavors, just last night he broke into one of the water containers and left copious amounts of indeterminable liquids mix into the water. It was a logistical nightmare to clean up.

C: What an insane action! Do you think he is working alone? There have been reports of sightings of this bald man happening at the same time in different locations. Could it be a cult?

S: He is definitely not working alone. This kind of large scale hydroterrorism is not a one man endeavor. The shaving of the head might be some kind of initiation of some kind. I am a bald man myself, the plights of this life are not easy.

C: Thank you Mr. Sam for joining The Conversation. Hopefully this mad group of, as you say, hydroterrorists are thwarted soon by the brave and beautiful individuals of S.I.P.D.

*The interview was held inside Mr. Sam's office inside the city water plant.

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And there you have it folks, the insider information on the infamous "Sewer Bandit." Stay tuned for updates, and remember if you have any tip offs, don't hesitate to contact us!