An Unholy Inturreption

Local church goers left the temple fuming and steaming as a crazed gunman ate all of the holy supplement before they could partake of it in the weekly procession.

The gunman was wielding a still unidentified weapon. Police Chief, Gaston Intsale, commented that the weapon was able to disable the hearing and the sight of people in the vicinity, and that the criminal had used this to consume all of the holy supplement right in the midst of the church goers who were none the wiser.

The gunman had run out of the temple in an attempt to escape authorities who were already on the scene as they were partaking in the service. Fortunately, the man tripped on Mr.Samuel Litersburough, who was bathing in the fountain outside of the temple at the time. The weapon was confiscated and the gunman was apprehended. Due to the nature of his actions the gunman is set to be put on trial by the faith sometime during the bi-decade power shortage.

The holy supplement was extracted and has been returned, so everyone can expect that the service should return to normal next week.

All's fair in Love, Faith and War.

Lucardia Notch / The Coversationalist / United States of America