Town-based Municipality Wide Independent Day
After many moons and months of solace, I have finally been given free reign over my very own web of publication. This is it. This is, my first on-line verse of informative literature.
*And it might be your last if you keep writing like this rookie.
To begin, this week marks the start of San Isidoro's weekly Independent Day, which is set to occur every Friday. This is, of course, due to the depletion of the populace of children in lovely San Isidoro, which is mainly caused by wildcat attacks.
*Your research is lacking, Jacob. Children disappear all the time, do you remember the incident with the ice cream and the circus?
The San Isidoro City Council decided last month that to help remedy this issue, by requiring the young virile single citizens of our municipality to engage in romantic banter every Friday night in select Independent day establishments. This came to the shock and terror of many since it is a well-known and talked about fact that majority of the youth are socially inept and incapable of engaging in anything romantic. In fact many of the older citizens had something to say as well.
*Ha! Yeah, the youth sure are bad at talking. Just like you Jimmy!
Old time citizen, Rosa Santos claimed that the traditional method of procreating was more than enough to replenish the lost children. Nonetheless, the order was passed and now every young virile single citizen is required to make an appearance in at least one Independent day establishment and leave with someone else, gender being irrelevant of course to the replenishment of the child populace.
*What were you even trying to achieve with this? Nobody can understand a damn thing you're saying Jerome!
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. You are now informed about the newest requirement for our young virile single citizens (such as myself).
*And I as well, Jacob, and I as well.
*Where is your sign off? We're writing a newsletter boy not some kind of fictitious drama novel. Let me show you,
Signing Off for a Rookie, Frank Ocules
Editor-in-Chief The Conversationalist* San Isidoro, U.S.A. (and proud!)